do you wanna headbutt?

When Zidane headbutted that guy,
did you wish that was you?

Well, here’s your chance!

In this game, you can!

Yea for you!

this is for all my girls out there.

I know my curly-/wavy-haired girls can totally relate to this.

Sunday’s boondocks (6/25/2006) [click to enlarge]

more haha…

What happened to the good ole days, when ppl talked to their kids like this:

Oh, for some background… There was this telemarketer who kept calling their house. And Riley (who pretends he’s a thug, but really listens to Lauren Hill) would curse him out. Well, there was a phone call & the phone-dude asked for his grandpa, but Riley stated cursing him out & then found out later that it was really his great-uncle, not a telemarketer.

Jeez, hold on, I’ll just add that one to this too. Here, see?

Today & Yesterday’s boondocks.

send in the pigs!

Hey y’all! I’ve decided I want to make a pig gallery from ppl who visit this bl*g. So, here’s the easiest way to do it.

Go to the pig drawing site, & create your pig.
Once you draw the pig & submit your drawing, it’ll give you a link to your pig.
Just copy/paste the link in the comments section of this post. Oh, & if you want to add a comment about your pig, do it there too!
I’ll take it from there!

Please, please, please do it! I never send out chain letters or memes or any craziness like that. So, you know I really want my own pig gallery when I post this. C’mon, you know you want to! If you do it, I’ll give you 5 points! Thanks!

Here’s what we’ve got in our pig gallery so far (click on each pic to enlarge):

mon oink-oink

I drew a pig. No, really I did. I went to this site, & drew a pig. Wanna see it? Here it is:

So, anyway, after drawing “mon oink-oink” (this is what I very affectionately refer to my lil piggy-wiggy as), they do a personality profile thing. Now, of course, I’m sure that this is, like, totally accurate! Here’s what it said about me. I emphasized my answers.

WAIT!!! Before you keep reading, if you are planning on doing this for the personality test aspect, STOP NOW, & go draw your own piggy 1st. I mean it! Otherwise, I’ll know you’re one of those ppl who cheat & look at the answers in the back of those Cosmo quizes while you’re taking the quiz & adjust your responses so you get the results you were after. Yes, I do know you better than you thought, huh?!?

You drew the pig:
Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don’t have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates
Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil’s advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.
This details one, I didn’t know if I added details or not. I mean, I didn’t put in a puddle ‘o mud or any grass, but I did define the ears, & put a certain swirl to the tail. Does that count as details or not? I want to think so, but I feel like a fraud saying so b/c deep down inside, I know that they’re not real details. I mean, have you ever seen a pig w/out ears or a swirly tail? Yeah, I didn’t think so. sigh.

With less than 4 legs, they are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew large tail, WOW!
In reality, I just felt the tail wasn’t swirly enough, so I kept adding to it to make it swirlier.

haha, he said ‘crotchety’

This is how my parents feel about me:

Today’s Boondocks
You’ll prob have to click on it to enlarge so you can read it (unless I can figure out a way to fix it, which is highly unlikely).

da eye

Today’s Ben Sargent:

the merger! (well, maybe)

I love when different shows & stuff w/in the same genre merge together. Like, my fave Scooby-Doo cartoons were the ones where they hooked up w/ Batman. My fave Jetsons were where they traveled into the past & met up w/ the Flintstones (& vice versa).

Soooo, you can only imagine how absolutely THRILLED I must be right now. Yes, folks, feast your eyes on this:

Now, I’m not sayin that one strip’s gonna “visit” the other, but I am hoping!

And for those of you who may not be familiar w/ Mos Def, I wrote about him a whiles back, check him out in my archive (there’s a pic).

haha, gramps cracks me up

today’s boondocks

haha. I don’t know if y’all read the boondocks regularly. But, gramps has joined mySpace recently in an attempt to meet “floozies”. He cracks me up. He’s also had “issues” w/ the gay cowboy movie.