Things I learned while eating pho at lunch today.

1. I should always eat pho by myself in a quiet corner. Because while I love pho, I don’t know how to eat it.
2. I should always wear a bib when eating pho, since all the slurping I do results in dots of broth all over my front (which today was a dress). This will help reduce dry cleaning bills, which will afford me to buy more pho.