tweets, cause I’ve gots nuttin…

One of my dearest friends just announced to the world that she’s preggo by changing her FB profile pic to the Ultrasound!!! Love it!! 6:53 PM Jan 8th via web

Football season is over…. my fave season starts tonight…. Awards season! 9:06 PM Jan 7th from txt

Whoa…. did you guys know that Courtney Cox is the new chief on Scrubs!? So glad it’s back! 8:28 PM Jan 7th from txt

Watching the Fiesta Bowl…. feel like I should maybe put some tortilla chips on the side of the pizza & salad dinner. 10:04 PM Jan 5th from txt

Erasure when I’m leaving. They make it so I don’t wanna leave! 8:21 PM Jan 4th from txt

& now, the Cure! 7:59 PM Jan 4th from txt

I love my Giant Eagle. They play the Pet Shop Boys, Prince, & (right now) Big Audio Dynamite!!! 7:53 PM Jan 4th from txt

2:15 am, just finished making mom’s sugar-free cake (got from diabetic’s website). Can’t wait to surprise her @ restaurant tomorrow night!! 2:17 AM Jan 2nd from web

Had delicious din of dal makhani & palak paneer. Now that everything’s cleaned up & parents have gone to bed, making sneaky b-day cake!!! 12:32 AM Jan 2nd from web

Fb just told me that “5 of my friends wrote on So&So’s wall”. What’s it trying to do, pressure me into doing it too? 4:09 PM Jan 1st from web

@DVDQuotes Notting Hill. 11:41 PM Dec 30th, 2008 from web in reply to DVDQuotes

About to settle down to watch Moonstruck w/ my kid sis & bro. They’ve never seen it before! 9:53 PM Dec 30th, 2008 from txt

Big screen tv shopping. This is my 1st time….. I’m not even sure they call them “tvs” anymore! 8:36 PM Dec 30th, 2008 from txt

Few things in life r comforting as curling up on parent’s couch, booting up laptop, daytime tv on (Bonnie Hunt), & sippin a latte. mmmm 10:03 AM Dec 26th, 2008 from txt

I love Esquire: Gifts 4 the Woman u will Never Marry… http://tinyurl.com/5533w7 11:23 AM Dec 16th, 2008 from web

@aquababie nu-uh! I watched Wanted last night too! Then, Hancock, SNL, & then, fell asleep trying to watch Stepbrothers (mov marathon nite). 6:05 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from web in reply to aquababie

Dear facebook, what do you mean upload failed. time & time again? Why won’t you let me upload my pix? Don’t you love me anymore?!?! 6:02 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from web

I’m going to Laurello Vinery, in Geneva tonight. & the moon is s’posed to be huger than ever tonight! Can’t wait to take pix! 3:49 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from web

I hate you, GMA. W/ your touching stories @ 8am, just in time to make me cry *after* I’ve already put on eye makeup. 8:52 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from web

I think DMX is trying to set the world record for the most arrests/warrants in a year. And I think he’s gonna get it. 7:54 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from web

I’ve tried to be open-minded. But I just can’t like patent-leather or toe-cleavage. 3:43 PM Nov 28th, 2008 from txt

Just saw a ghetto fab manequin. Big front & back, if ya know what I means. LOVE it! 2:35 PM Nov 28th, 2008 from txt

I’m pretty sure my bf & I of 5 years are now kaput. I think I’ll catch up on this season’s epi’s of “The Starter Wife”. 6:39 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from web

I’m having breakfast: multi-grain toast w/ cream cheese & my coffee. Um… it’s 1 pm. 1:05 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from web

Elvis Costello’s gonna have a talk show on the Sundance channel? Aw man… I need cable, don’t I? http://tinyurl.com/6ghj8p 5:16 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from web

My Reese’s pb cups came w/ 2 liners instead of one. Part of me feels extra special; & part of me feels horrible for the extra waste. 3:31 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from web

@freshairlover wait.. WHAT!?!? I’ll bet it looks good though. I think red hair would suit you. Are you going to put up a pic on fb? 9:16 PM Nov 23rd, 2008 from web in reply to freshairlover

ok, so this election really was all-consuming! I just *now* found out that Nic Sheridan & Michael Bolton split up. apparently in Aug! 6:57 PM Nov 23rd, 2008 from web

WOW, everybody in the city of Cleve is @ Giant Eagle right now. The govt should send down the census ppl. 1:06 PM Nov 16th, 2008 from txt

Prop 8 wasn’t a set-back to the gay community; it’s a set-back to the human community. 12:21 AM Nov 16th, 2008 from txt

What that was this am was my asking for the weather. If you txt your zip to 42278, they’ll (weather.com) txt back the weather in 15 secs. 4:04 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web

44102 9:19 AM Nov 13th, 2008 from txt

Being late b/c you can’t get the plastic lid thingie off the top of your deodorant doesn’t count as a valid excuse. 8:35 AM Nov 12th, 2008 from txt

Goin to the chapel & we’re gonna get Civil Unioned…. https://sweetsunshower.com/2… 8:03 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web

Watched Sun Night Football last night, drinking Zinfandel & roasting chicken (w/ Chateau Marmont recipe). How every1 watches football, no? 5:32 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web

Hitting up Gypsy & then heading to Made in the 216 tonight! http://tinyurl.com/6g5uhp 12:45 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from web

Ppl, stop bringing ur cute, adorable, happy babies around me. I’m not fallin 4 it. I know they’re not always that happy. I’m onto you. 5:24 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from txt

I’ve decided I like the blue m&m’s now. 4:07 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from web

Got goose bumps last night listening to Obama; McCain gave prob the best concession speech ever. Today is a glorious day in Cleveland & US. 10:38 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from web

I honestly *never* expected gas to ever be less than $2.00 again in my lifetime. It kinda scares me. 1:45 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from txt

So, that was pretty weird… We had to fill in the circles w/ ink pen & they had no “secret sleeves”. Did everyone else experience that? 8:08 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web

sorry… Barack. 3:21 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web

@sportygrrl Congrats! (to you now, to Barrack later tonight!) 3:19 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web in reply to sportygrrl

Lebron play for Pistons? Don’t think that’ll ever happen. http://tinyurl.com/693ev4 8:04 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from web

If you vote early, & then die b/t then & the election; does your vote count? 6:30 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from web

Just got the pumpkin to display at office door so the munchins know we’re givin out candy on Friday!!! 10:34 AM Oct 29th, 2008 from web

@sportygrrl I once did a good deed for a Boston Red Sox fan. Noticed the car was @ expired meter, put change in, & saw Sox paraphernalia. 1:06 PM Oct 27th, 2008 from web in reply to sportygrrl

@FrankGumola no, I too am civilized like you & silence my phone. We are class-acts, you & I. 10:32 AM Oct 27th, 2008 from web in reply to FrankGumola

Saw Anthony from SATC. That’s his name, right? Charlotte’s gay actor friend. He looked just as stuck up in real life. I love it! 4:30 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from txt

Speakin of Marilyn, I wonder how many others calculated the spot of her subway grate stance, & set forth to find it. They covered it up. 3:49 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web

Why, oh why did you come 2 the Diamond District. You know you can’t afford any of it. Stop. Looking. @ All. the Sparkly Things. NOW. 11:47 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from txt

@ 30 Rockefeller Center, playing Tina Fay. Whatev, it *should* be a real game. 10:56 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from txt in reply to 30

Just realized this is my 1st time @ Laguardia. I’ve only ever done JFK before. Not in the Marilyn Monroe sense, of course. 7:27 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from txt

I wonder if other ppl think of NYC as “where Ugly Betty lives”? 7:18 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from txt

Getting a passport & doing airport security is difficult enough. Can’t imagine what it must be like for someone going through a sex change. 11:53 AM Oct 22nd, 2008 from txt

I wonder if “Mish Mosh bagels” are a Cleveland term? Everyone else only calls them Everything bagels. 9:29 AM Oct 22nd, 2008 from txt

Walked around Boston for MILES in cute shoes. Today? Sneaks. 7:11 AM Oct 22nd, 2008 from txt

Holy Traffic, Batman! I think in Bauston, everyone gets outta work @ 3 pm. 4:43 PM Oct 21st, 2008 from txt

It’s intrinsic, security personell never know the diff b/t outerwear & activewear. Jacket IS in bin, what I have on is Claiborne activewear. 9:08 AM Oct 21st, 2008 from txt

Did that TSA agent just say “Goat Cheese”? Maybe I should get some breakfast. 8:44 AM Oct 21st, 2008 from txt

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