Ok, so I’ve been teasin y’all w/ my fantasy football post. It’s not so much a post as it is a question. One of my daily blog-reads was offering expert advice to anyone who had a fantasy football question. Since I’m new to the whole concept of fantasy football (uh, or any football for that matter), of course I have a ton of questions.
Here is my fantasy football question. This question is now OPEN to all responses & any advice. I’d appreciate your input on my fantasy football problem. This is a real email I’ve really sent to someone trying to get help. And I got NO response. hmpf!
Dear Football Expert,
I’ve got Ricky Williams on my fantasy football team, & he swore to me he wasn’t gonna smoke pot during the season anymore. But I suspect he’s still gettin high.I’ve confronted him about it, but he says that this doesn’t count cause it’s fantasy football, & they don’t have the same strict drug rules there. I don’t know that much about the regulations, so I don’t know if he’s just making that up! And then, he tried to make a pass at my mom! I just can’t control him & want to get rid of him, but he’s signed an ironclad contract. My only out is if I trade him for T.O., but hell hasn’t frozen over yet, so I can’t.
Please HELP!!!
Respectfully yours,
yllw.
I have no idea why I got no response. I thought that was very unprofessional to offer fantasy football advice, then not respond when asked a question.
Sweet Sunshower 
that’s horrible! your FF question would be fun to respond to.
Don’t take Ricky too seriously now; he may have hit on your mom, but he’s a football player and he’s high; that’s just the way they roll, ya know?
BTW, even after hell freezes over, you won’t be able to draft T.O., he’s likely to be there.
Lol. That’s a pretty funny question. Especially for a fantasy football novice.
I think Ricky is going to play in the CFL next year again. If he doesn’t break anything he should be ready for the NFL next season. Miami should have a stellar running game then. And Ricky is really misunderstood. Umm, he has a medical condition where he likes to smoke oregano. He just confuses oregano and weed a lot of the time. Yeah, that’s it.
I am truly sucking at FFB this year. *sigh* Oh well, I usually start out ok and then sink like a stone. How are you doing this season?
hugs from a fellow native Clevelander,
circe
I’m not big on football, but recreational drug use? Count me in!
Football means nachos. Nachos and dip right??
I’m all about football. Whatever it is.
xoxoxoox
Chelsea